I don't like you and you don't like me [well, I actually do like you], but I need your help.
My real name, Brandon, is horrible Dictatorial use. It's too weak. I need a powerful name to put on my business cards.
I need your help devising a new Dictatorial alias.
In exchange you will receive positions in my dictatorship.ven if you do nothing but flame me you get positions...why? Because I need to fill space in my future government.