Many of you know me as Brandon Kapra, Diktator of Amerika, but that is no more.

While I shall kontinue my Diktatorial duties I am also heading a new organization. The International Kommittee for the redistribution or the K and S sounds. The C shall only see use as a Ch sound and only until we kan devise a newer, better letter kombination.

For too long the letter C has oppressed our Ks and Ss, but now those oppressed letters shall take their rightful place in our languages.

Already our top linguists are preparing a simple chart that can guide you through your daily lives.

Your Diktator
Kommissar Brandon J. Kapra