Michell Obama: "Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."
Now when I listen to "California Uber Alles", I can only think of Obama. Anyone want to change the lyrics to make "Illinois Uber Alles"?
I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president...
Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.
Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.
Furthermore, being desirous of allaying the dissensions of party strife now existing within our realm, I do hereby dissolve and abolish the Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby decree the disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than 10, nor less than five, years, to all persons leading to any violation of this our imperial decree.
NORTON I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
I don't like you and you don't like me [well, I actually do like you], but I need your help.
My real name, Brandon, is horrible Dictatorial use. It's too weak. I need a powerful name to put on my business cards.
I need your help devising a new Dictatorial alias.
In exchange you will receive positions in my dictatorship.ven if you do nothing but flame me you get positions...why? Because I need to fill space in my future government.
Nelson Mandela, the Anti-Dictator. Was reluctant to run for president of South Africa, then when he was elected, he wasn't power-mad. And he only ran for one term, proving he wasn't power-hungry. He's now the unofficial Ambassador of the world. There's now a statue to him in the UK. And he is loved everywhere he goes. Now that's REAL power!