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219761 No.1   [Reply]

LOL Little Medvedev's puppetmaster.

>> No.2  

Bump for truth!

>> No.3  

The more I think about it, the more I think that Medvedev basically got the best deal possible. He gets to be President of Russia, with whatever powers that entails, commander of the Armed Forces, practically the leader of the CIS, and no matter what he does, all he needs to do is write "Putin made me do it" in his memoirs in twenty years, and everyone (at least in the West) will exonerate him. He could paint the State Kremlin Palace lime green and just say, "Well, Putin thought it'd look nice".

It's like farting in a room while standing next to someone who's morbidly obese. He's been given a blank cheque. Some of the power, none of the responsibility.

>> No.4  

Бугага.



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Michell Obama: "Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."

Now when I listen to "California Uber Alles", I can only think of Obama. Anyone want to change the lyrics to make "Illinois Uber Alles"?

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president...

Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

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>> No.2  

he looks like the smiler from transmetroplitan as well lol

>> No.3  

Far would it be from me to call Barack Obama a flip-flopper, but I think it could really go either way.

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"The opposing candidates, chosen by political hierarchies, afford the voter the choice between Coke and Diet Coke even if he desperately wants Bordeaux."

http://www.antiwar.com/orig/werther.php?articleid=13364



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At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.

Furthermore, being desirous of allaying the dissensions of party strife now existing within our realm, I do hereby dissolve and abolish the Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby decree the disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than 10, nor less than five, years, to all persons leading to any violation of this our imperial decree.

NORTON I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

>> No.2  

>>1

Bollocks.

>> No.3  

Ah, the first and only emperor of America. I heard he lives in San Fran.

>> No.4  

He makes me happy.

>> No.5  

ha ha ha

only in San Francisco

>> No.6  

"Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Hermann Hesse. Hardly anybody understands Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton." - Malaclypse the Younger



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46228 No.1   [Reply]

I don't like you and you don't like me [well, I actually do like you], but I need your help.

My real name, Brandon, is horrible Dictatorial use. It's too weak. I need a powerful name to put on my business cards.

I need your help devising a new Dictatorial alias.

In exchange you will receive positions in my dictatorship.ven if you do nothing but flame me you get positions...why? Because I need to fill space in my future government.

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>>1

FUCK OFF NEIL, YOU TOSSWANK!

>> No.3  

>>1

And the only position you'll ever experience will be hand on cock.

>> No.4  

>>1

Get yourself a V mask. Because the only place you'll be dictator of is your own bedroom, Epic Dictator of FAILSVILLE.

>> No.5  

Submitted for your approval, I suggest Generalissimo Gustavio Flaubert.

>> No.6  

>>4
I totally lolled.

>> No.7  

wow you're hot



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171654 No.1   [Reply]

Saakashvili dictator

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Reuters lies! This is alleged photo of "victim of the russian bombing on Gori, Georgia", presented by Reuters. On both pics "corpse" in the same pose, but in 3-5 meters different places. Stop pro-Georgian propaganda! Repost this on every board!

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>>3

I see an Internet Meme coming up...

>> No.5  

Yeah. How about that - "Dead can walk! Zombies in Georgia!"

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>>5

No, more like the "Tourist of Death" who can be found in many pics.

Also, Saakashvili gets a price for the most inconsiderate "this will probably hurt but so what" action since the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkJAbo31_e4
Saaki wet his pants :)

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>> No.9  

Why are dead people's pants always down?

>> No.10  

>>3

this is good stuff



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3719 No.1   [Reply]

Dictator

>> No.2  

heil lushachenko!

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Guess who?

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fix'd



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418449 No.1   [Reply]

Not exactly dick taters but bad enough. Sleep tight, motherfucker.

>> No.2  

I enjoyed this, Thanks.



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64945 No.1   [Reply]

Nelson Mandela, the Anti-Dictator. Was reluctant to run for president of South Africa, then when he was elected, he wasn't power-mad. And he only ran for one term, proving he wasn't power-hungry. He's now the unofficial Ambassador of the world. There's now a statue to him in the UK. And he is loved everywhere he goes. Now that's REAL power!

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>> No.5  

Indeed a hero. People need to realize Mugabe was once like him.

>> No.6  

Nelson Mandango?

>> No.7  

>>1

I believe the world's diplomat is Jimmy Carter.

conversation closed.

>> No.8  

>>7
What can Carter offer but peanuts and how to defend one's self from ferocious rabbits?

>> No.9  

Oh god, he was one of the people that helped ruin South Africa. As a result of the "reforms" enacted by his compatriots, the country is in shambles and the homicide rate is through the roof. He alone wasn't responsible for it, but he was a significant part of the movement.

>> No.10  

>>1

>>He's now the unofficial Ambassador of the world.

For when the aliens land?

>> No.11  

South Africa was not called the "Rape capital of the world" when Whites ruled it.

When Whites ruled Zimbabwe, it was called Rhodesia and was known as the "Bread basket of Africa".

Colonialism was a good thing, people.

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What about (archbishop) Desmond Tutu? In one sense, he was more instrumental in freeing South Africa -- he campaigned for an economic blockade of S. Africa that lead to the government capitulating to the ANC's demands. Of course, he never held office so he can't be counted as a dictator.

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Colonialism a good thing?

Ummm...no. In a sense the current African instability can be seen as the direct consequence of colonialism. Hell, Kongo is basketcase today basically because the CIA thought democratically elected Lumumba was too far to the left as recently as the 50's.

Colonialism is only good for the people at home who receive the loot and the undertakers working in faraway lands who can get real busy. It pumps you full of karma and actually is bad for your overall economy. Retarded ideas and the "burden of the white man" are FAIL.

>> No.14  

>>13 , >>11 was being a racist troll, feel free to ignore.



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218756 No.1   [Reply]

Would YOU follow this man?

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Emperor Charles of Britannia? Fuck yeah! He's a fucking pimp!

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But then again, he's not a Dictator.

He's the Emperor. So he doesn't belong here.

>> No.5  

WHO CARES HE STILLS FUCKING ROCKS!!

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>>4

I might just be uncultured, but wouldn't most Emperors be considered dictators--if hereditary ones? It's not as though inheriting your position suddenly frees you of all culpability.

Pic for example. One dictator who was deposed, and ultimately replaced by another one, and than another (Kerensky appointed himself Supreme Commander, and we're all familiar with Lenin). The difference being he got his job from his daddy.

That being said, that's a badass wig. Or whatever it is.



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22708 No.1   [Reply]

pinochet pinocho... pin8

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cry baby cry..

a human ?

>> No.12  

>>11

More like a subhuman. Which ALL Dictators are.

>> No.13  

>>12
How dare you sir?

>> No.14  

>>13

You double-daring me? Okay. Not only are Dictators subhuman, they're inferior. And Hitler was THE inferior subhuman.

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THIS is a Chilean military dictator.

>> No.16  

>>5

>for the kidnapping and murder of two bodyguards of former President Salvador Allende

If that's all they can pin on a dictator then they don't have much.

Pinochet sucked, not least for him being a puppet.

Student of the School of the Americas?

>> No.17  

All of you should watch the movie Missing. True story about the regime in Chile.

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this is pinodesushit time!

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I don't understand why so many people have this idea that Pinochet was some sort of "bening dictator" or some shit like that. Like the other guy said, he was an inhuman asshole, like all dictators are.

>>6 He overthrew the ELECTED communists

Fix'd. I am no fan of the left (or of the right, for that matter), but at least Allende was an elected president.

Also, I give you Gendochet

>> No.20  

>>19
Communists are elected on campaigns of lies and propaganda.

They should never be in power.



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